Soft, slow mornings and no-nonsense afternoons — this long-sleeve tee speaks in quiet confidence. The slim, classic cut and medium-weight vintage cotton sit comfortably against the skin while the understated “Yes, I bite.” text across the chest offers a deadpan, playful note. Wear it under a flannel on crisp walks, layered with a denim jacket for coffee runs, or alone at home when you want your mood to do the talking. It’s for people who appreciate dry humor, clean lines, and clothes that feel lived-in from the first wear.

PRODUCT FEATURES
.: Environmentally-friendly cotton for a vintage feel
.: Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
.: Seamless design reduces fabric waste
.: Elastic ribbed collar retains shape
.: Ribbed cuffs
.: Stabilizing shoulder tape prevents stretching
.: Printed neck label
.: Classic fit with varied fiber composition for durability

FIBER COMPOSITION
.: Solid colors: 100% cotton
.: Ash: 99% Cotton, 1% Polyester
.: Sport Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
✓ Turn wrong side out before washing
✓ Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
✓ Non-chlorine bleach: as needed
✓ Tumble dry: medium heat
❌ Do not iron
❌ Do not dry clean

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