Ailment Avenger™ Sweatshirt (Gurney)
When the temperatures drop but your hustle doesn’t slow down, this sweatshirt is your go-to gear.
Size chart can be found in the Description.
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A soft, midweight sweatshirt made for long shifts, late nights, and ironic smiles. The front features a stylized heart-and-caduceus graphic, and the back carries a heartbeat line and the tongue-in-cheek line “Faster Than A Rushing Gurney.” Wear it between calls, on break, or during slow weekends to announce your grit with a wink. The tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the shape, and the printed neck label prevents neck irritation so you stay focused on what matters. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX dyes give it a quieter conscience — durable enough for repeated washes and soft enough to reach for after a long shift.
PRODUCT FEATURES
.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Printed neck label
.: Loose fit
.: Crafted from ethically-grown US cotton
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
✓ Turn wrong side out before washing
✓ Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
✓ Non-chlorine bleach: as needed
✓ Tumble dry: low heat
❌ Do not iron
❌ Do not dry clean
SIZE GUIDE
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |

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Every time I wear it, coworkers smile or laugh at the quote on the back. It’s comfortable, fits great, and boosts my mood.
Reviewer
So soft, which I obviously love! Can’t wait to wear it out!
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So excited to get this shirt!
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Bright, fun, and empowering.
Reviewer
The sleeves aren’t bulky, and the fabric is smooth. Love the color and the fun message!